“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
Ok… ok… I KNOW it’s really audio, but it’s presented in a video format, so don’t give me any grief… Geez, can’t get any respect!
“I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek – she bent over!”
Rodney Dangerfield’s legal name was Jack Roy, however during an audience question-and-answer session on the album No Respect, Rodney joked that his real name was Percival Sweetwater.
I get no respect!