Rodney Quote of the Day
“I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”
Rodney Quote of the Day
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
Rappin’ Rodney
Rodney Quote of the Day
“I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.”
Rodney Dangerfield – It’s Not Easy Bein’ Me (1982)
Rodney Quote of the Day
“If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.”
Rodney Quote of the Day
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
Rodney on The Ed Sullivan Show
Rodney Quote of the Day
“My wife was afraid of the dark…then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.”